A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."
2007-07-25 04:46:02 · 14 answers · asked by Sigmund 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha how funny! a star for you!
2007-07-25 05:48:26 · answer #1 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like that. Interesting story. Where did you find it?
Andrew
2007-07-25 09:01:37 · answer #2 · answered by The VC 06 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marriage is a two way street, sounds about right, or the wife should just leave him.
2007-07-25 04:50:20 · answer #3 · answered by Mountain Man 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's pretty funny
2007-07-25 04:56:18 · answer #4 · answered by BLH 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!!!
Good Luck!!!
2007-07-25 05:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good on you woman. just goes to show, we can be clever as well. lol.the question is, who will she be having sex with at 7.00pm?.lol.
2007-07-25 05:35:57 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
perfect wife
hope he enjoys his nights at the bar as she does at home!!!
2007-07-25 04:50:11 · answer #7 · answered by aquarius78 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats funny, I like it.
2007-07-25 04:50:00 · answer #8 · answered by Pari M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
love it
2007-07-25 04:51:59 · answer #9 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol you get a star =)
2007-07-25 05:32:28 · answer #10 · answered by ஐ♥Catalina♥ஐ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋