An engineer dies and is standing at the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter took a quick look in the book of life and failing to see the engineer’s name, cast him down into Hell.
After a few weeks in Hell the engineer began to get frustrated with the poor living conditions. He set to work and soon had designed air conditioning, reclining chairs, microwaves, and televisions. Everyone in hell was enjoying the new inventions of the engineer when God looked down one day.
Needless to say God was upset that the living conditions in Hell had improved, so he called to Satan saying “What’s going on down there? How did you get a hold of all that stuff?”
Satan Replied smugly, “We’ve got ourselves an engineer.”
God angrily said “What! How did you get an engineer? There must be some mistake. I want that engineer back immediately.”
Satan animatedly refused saying “NO way, we like him and we’re keeping him.”
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2007-07-25 03:34:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Satan Replied smugly, “We’ve got ourselves an engineer.”
God angrily said “What! How did you get an engineer? There must be some mistake. I want that engineer back immediately.”
Satan animatedly refused saying “NO way, we like him and we’re keeping him.”
God said “Oh yeah, well he’s rightfully mine and if you don’t give him back I’m going to sue you.”
Satan responded “Oh yeah, and just where do you think YOU are going to find a lawyer?”
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2007-07-25 03:35:02 · update #1
Since I am an engineer that is funny.
If I was a lawyer not so much
Thank goodness I am not lol
2007-07-25 03:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by Smokey. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Different twist to a classic joke. Very nice...
2007-07-25 04:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate jokes, but this one was ok!
2007-07-25 04:42:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you made my day on this one''
2007-07-25 04:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by kay kay 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it, that is a good one!!!!!!!
2007-07-25 03:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by CAM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋