Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the blackman. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa:In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Ronald Reagan: What chicken?
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates: I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.
Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Bill Clinton: I did not cross "the road" with that chicken. I don't know that chicken. Define "cross." Define "the road." Define "chicken."
2007-07-25 03:04:20 · 10 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To get to the other side! is the quick answer!!!
2007-07-25 03:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by Wide Awake 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe
2007-07-25 03:09:04 · answer #2 · answered by franevilbob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken crossed the road to NOT turn into scrambled eggs...
2007-07-25 03:08:37 · answer #3 · answered by Dog Rescuer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice ones!
2007-07-25 03:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats buggered up nemesis, he aint got a latin phrase for that
star for you, and the bird for him LMFAO
2007-07-25 04:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the chicken croosed the road because i was like "do it biatch" and it was like "what?" and i was like "samuel l jackson, mj, get here...."
Nark!
2007-07-25 03:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side
2007-07-25 03:09:29 · answer #7 · answered by shirley v 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wanted to show it has guts !
2007-07-25 03:36:03 · answer #8 · answered by CAROLINE W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really good, have a star
2007-07-25 03:32:24 · answer #9 · answered by Karen R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont follow ....
2007-07-25 03:07:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋