Poems written by husband to wife
I wrote your name on sand , it got washed away
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
*STAR IF YOU LIKE;-)
2007-07-25 02:40:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for that, you have put a smile on my face for sure keep it up am proud of you
2007-07-25 11:21:37 · answer #1 · answered by Simex 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol, this was hilarious! Ya, but I like the wife to husband version better. Got a star from me
2007-07-25 02:49:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha! I burst out laughing! This is sooooo funny! A star you deserve!
2007-07-25 03:09:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anthony C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, snarky beyond belief, but a nice morning laugh (Hmmm. A new greeting card line?)
2007-07-25 02:44:20 · answer #4 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing.
2007-07-25 02:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
until I met you , my life was going nowhere.
You have given me my inspiration to better myself
You are my lover and best friend
sole mates forever
2007-07-25 06:40:22 · answer #6 · answered by free_chuck@att.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Those are so funny! Have a star!
2007-07-25 02:44:49 · answer #7 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! i have a feeling you`re filipino! ive read these in text messages! but they are still funny!
2007-07-25 02:52:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, very funny, star awarded.
2007-07-25 02:45:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol @ mental hospital
2007-07-25 02:56:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋