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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up ! Quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

2007-07-25 02:03:58 · 24 answers · asked by Taddy 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as
the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you,
little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the
Taco Bell Chihuahua.

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab
and says


"Liver alone. Cheese mine."

2007-07-25 02:05:08 · update #1

24 answers

Good one, you get a star.

2007-07-25 02:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha actually loved it, well got me a second until the whole pronunciation thing became clear for me, but still it's an imaginative and intelligent joke :)

2007-07-25 09:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by Jenny 2 · 0 0

Hehe

2007-07-25 09:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by redgrl322 3 · 0 0

I'd rather see dogs in a different setting .

Sincerely,
Mike Vick

2007-07-25 09:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 0 0

I've always loved the corniness of this joke...good times.

2007-07-25 09:07:15 · answer #5 · answered by irishgal2004 2 · 0 0

A little elaborate. But good for a groan.

2007-07-25 09:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by balloon buster 6 · 1 1

It's not the funniest thing I've heard.

2007-07-25 09:10:13 · answer #7 · answered by Clarissa J 3 · 0 0

excellent joke of intelligence

2007-07-25 12:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by NIGHT STRIKER 1 · 0 0

I thought it was funny. A star for you.

2007-07-25 09:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 0 0

Very good made me tittter.

2007-07-25 09:07:14 · answer #10 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0 0

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