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play basketball and eat tortillas? how's about a nice pair of air jordans?

or will he go to the carpentry school.

2007-07-25 01:41:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I don´t imagine jesus playing basketball with a pair of air jordans.

2007-07-25 01:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

he will get a full coverage by paparattpuzzies and a half an hour in hard talk.
he can sign life time contract with all the leading toothpaste companies and soap advertisements too.
most probably he will join yahoo as Jesus official badge and get pissed out by atheist and trolls here.
unfortunately he will been mostly seen at local pubs having wine and watching table top dances.

2007-07-25 08:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He might play ball, and have the Jordans. But He will be setting up government, so He will be busy.

2007-07-25 08:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by RB 7 · 0 0

He certainly won't come back born into an American culture, his story doesn't fit if he's on the side of the oppressor, not the oppressed.

2007-07-25 08:50:12 · answer #4 · answered by hog b 6 · 1 0

He was already a carpenter, so why would he have to go to school? He might join the union though.

2007-07-25 08:45:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He'll think, "What happened to my teaching of love charity and Peace? You people are too much into intolerance, greed, and war."

2007-07-25 08:45:10 · answer #6 · answered by Honest Opinion 5 · 1 1

he was born in a poor family, really

2007-07-25 09:04:19 · answer #7 · answered by Saya Sendiri 2 · 0 0

Don't quit your day job friend.

2007-07-25 08:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by Sir Offenzalot 3 · 0 1

he'll probably say "what were you people thinking"

2007-07-25 08:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by rkrause03 2 · 1 0

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