im not christian, and if i go to hell them im going to be a little angry.
2007-07-25 00:24:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Take the believers to heaven and the Holy Spirit is coming up with us.And the rest that is left down here will be tormented and satan will be the new host on the price is wrong because satan will say Come on down you are the next victim on the price is wrong you fool.Ha Ha The devil will say now I am really going to destroy Gods creation because satan hates God and you and every good thing that God has created because of his PRIDE.The devil n hates people God loves people but He gives us a choice to love Him or not.
2007-07-25 07:32:00
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answered by Anonymous
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Take an iron rod to those who would trod upon His holy name.
All Christians who ARE Christians and not just claiming Christianity will go to heaven.
All the good people will be shown the way in the millennium after the second coming.
2007-07-25 07:27:05
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answered by Anonymous
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I’m sorry I just found the note from Jesus;
It reads…
Sorry peeps,
But I been caught up in another engagements,
It will be an eternity before my return.
Hey wait, you guys are big guys now, you don’t need yaw blankets any more. Work it out yourselves.
p.s the pizza and beer is in the fridge
take care
J.C
2007-07-25 07:46:04
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answered by V.O.T.A 2
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If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today
He'd be gunned down cold by the C.I.A.
Oh, the lights that now burn brightest behind stained glass
Will cast the darkest shadows upon the human heart
But God didn't build himself that throne
God doesn't live in Israel or Rome
God doesn’t belong to the yankee dollar
God doesn't plant the bombs for Hezbollah
God doesn't even go to church
And God won't send us down to Allah to burn
No, God will remind us what we already know
That the human race is about to reap what it's sown
The world is on its elbows and knees
It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds
Armageddon days are here again
2007-07-25 07:26:06
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answered by ? 7
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A returning Jesus, if he has any sense - will keep his mouth shut...
As the Biblical Jesus was clearly opposed to Religion & the Accumulation of Mammon (Earthly Wealth - Gold, Silver, Money, |Diamonds, etc...), he would most likely be deemed the Anti-Christ and be crucified by the good Christians who have gone out of their way to ignore his teachings by doing their utmost to accumulate Earthly wealth - (e.g's. David Beckham '23/7' who has covered himself with tatoo crosses, the POPE's who are surrounded by 'Mammon' in the Vatican, etc...).
2007-07-25 07:42:05
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answered by John Trent 5
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as a amuslim we do not believe that we are all going to heaven and that non muslims will not enter heaven
we believe that jesus will come back to kil the anti christ and then there will be peace and harmony for a while before he dies a natural death(as we do not believe he was crucified on the cross we believe that god lifted his soul and took it to the heavens
2007-07-25 09:50:45
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answered by pretty flower 5
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If you are not Christian then neither heaven nor hell should apply to you, so i'm not really fussed what he does.
2007-07-25 07:37:15
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answered by icam62 3
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When JESUS gets here he most likely will be here to fix my window that got blown out yesterday. In my old apartments Jesus was our landscaper.
2007-07-25 07:32:42
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answered by Anonymous
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lol ask the divine beings at Yahoo Answers...they will give you all the answers about what Jesus is planning to do. they even know the meaning of Life.
2007-07-25 07:25:01
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answered by Angelacia baybeeeeee 7
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