An Englishman visiting Texas for the first time was taken around by a friend who showed him the sights. The Englishman noticed that every thing was large than normal, the cars were huge, the buildings were large too, and commented to his friend that everything was large!! The Texan quips, "Yes siree, everything's big in Texas." That evening, the Texan hosted a dinner i honour of his friend in one of the biggest hotels around, and naturally, our friend after having a large amount of Bourbon, was wasted. He felt like a leak and so asked directions to the men's room. Walking in the direction indicated, he happened to trip and fell into a swimming pool. As he thrashed about in the water, he remembered his friends words about everyting being big in Texas. Then he heard voices. He panicked, and screamed. "for heavens sake, please don't flush!!"
2007-07-25 00:12:58 · 10 answers · asked by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Holy Freakin' $h!t! That was truly awesome! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA...LMAO!!!
2007-07-25 01:01:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is it with all the Texan jokes?
2007-07-25 07:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. thats simply hilarious..
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-07-25 07:18:25 · answer #3 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a mighty big potty!!
2007-07-25 07:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by Bethany 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe gd one star
2007-07-25 07:17:45 · answer #5 · answered by No Limit of MCR 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-07-25 09:51:13 · answer #6 · answered by heartlover2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-25 07:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!!!
2007-07-25 08:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by Bfloyd15 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too cute
2007-07-25 07:16:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz!
2007-07-25 08:17:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋