Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
2007-07-19 08:10:54 · 16 answers · asked by Gern 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it when they dont get this!
2007-07-25 08:03:33 · update #1
wait, i dont get it.
what would the cat give him??
2007-07-19 08:19:57 · answer #1 · answered by me, myself, and i 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...funny...now here's one for u
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
CHeeRioS
2007-07-19 08:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-17 12:07:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star!
2007-07-19 09:12:44 · answer #4 · answered by Out of Focus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me a second there any more jokes like that? V Good.
2007-07-19 08:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Star!
2007-07-19 08:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I heard it before but it's still really funny
2007-07-19 08:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-25 07:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by Apple Products Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-07-19 08:14:51 · answer #9 · answered by Strawberry Kissez☻ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it, but its still funny
2007-07-19 08:13:14 · answer #10 · answered by britney487 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋