When the end times come, who do you think will prevail - the followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or the followers of the Invisible Pink Unicorn? My money is on the FSM - followers of an Invisible Pink Unicorn just seem like they would be kind of "namby pamby", but what you do think? And a big "RAMEN" to all you FSM fans out there!
2007-07-14 21:12:55 · 18 answers · asked by Paul Hxyz 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To Acerus: I didn't know about the beer volcanoes and the stripper factories! RAMEN to that! ;)
2007-07-14 21:21:40 · update #1
Those who follow my Omniecumenical Church of Quantum Probability and see the light of the truth that within a certain complex structure of interlocked quantum probabilty states all faiths can take on the value "true", albeit not at the same time as dictated by their respective exclusion criteria as defined by their tenets.
When the end times come, we're really in for it as exclusion criteria will break down and allow different faith probabilties to become "true" at the same time where their respective tenets would not allow for such an instance; such, the Apocalypse/Ragnarök/Big Crunch/the end of the umptillionth Mayan cycle/Big Rip/whatever will come to pass!
And obviously, it all will sound like a horse, for the end is neigh.
2007-07-14 21:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by The Arkady 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster has more followers. And besides, the beer volcanoes and the stripper factory in heaven sound bloody fantastic!
2007-07-15 04:17:29 · answer #2 · answered by Acerus 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I distinctly heard someone mention a beer volcano and a stripper factory,sign me up.Praise be the spaghetti the cup noodle and the holy toast,Ramen.
2007-07-15 04:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously the Blessed Flying Spaghetti Monster! This question is not for atheists! I, and all my fellow Pastafarians KNOW that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the True savior of all humanity. His Holy Noodly Appendages can beat Her Holy Hooves any day!
2007-07-15 04:20:23 · answer #4 · answered by arfblat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FSM man. Beer volcanoes and stripper factories for heaven man. Hell is basically the same.. But.. The beer is stale, and the strippers have VD..
2007-07-15 04:25:03 · answer #5 · answered by Joe S. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The invisible pink unicorn will be triumphant! How can a being which is both invisible and somehow has a color lose? Just pondering this leads to madness!
2007-07-15 04:17:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Flying Spaghetti Monster would help out his children.
2007-07-15 04:17:48 · answer #7 · answered by Mög T.H.E. Tormentor 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think it really depends on who grabs a hold of Russell's Teapot first. IPU and FSM are just too close a match.
2007-07-15 04:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by Wings 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's really clear that Leo-the-Rabbit (TM) God of the Hippies will be the only one to prevail.
He's pretty mellow, so he might let the other followers be OK. But I'm giving him treats now.
2007-07-15 04:23:54 · answer #9 · answered by DRD 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neither. We believers in Carlinism will prevail. Hail George.
2007-07-15 04:18:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋