The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
2007-07-14 20:07:33 · 16 answers · asked by jenny 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. . .I get it, apparently most of these people don't get the joke. . .it's hilarious, I'd give it a 7 out of 10
2007-07-14 20:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL! That is funny! I love that punchline. Didn't see it coming. It's funny and I'll tell why...the punchline implies that that particular cow has been infected by mad-cow disease. It gives a sense that it's too late. And that may be tragic...but funny. It also reflects the current worries and fears of the modern world. A joke about mad cow disease lightens the mood about the subject. So, if a mad cow outbreak occurs...it eases the minds of people to associate humor with something that isn't normally funny. Good job!
2007-07-14 20:10:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh ok! I didn't get it at first! But yeah, it's funny!
The cow was already infected, that's why he was going mad and calling them ducks!
Ah ha! Love it, but not a good one for slower people LOL.
Have a star!
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2007-07-14 20:35:57 · answer #3 · answered by Pretty Maggie Money Eyes 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a real friend would tell the ducks owner to go to vet tog et checked for mad cows desease
2007-07-14 20:11:39 · answer #4 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's very funny. It's the best joke I heard (read) this week. :)
2007-07-14 20:16:58 · answer #5 · answered by KLAUDYU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want those 10 seconds of my life back .
2007-07-14 20:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
not really.
a funnier joke would be:
two muffins are in an oven. one says, "man it sure is hot in here" and the other says
OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN.
2007-07-14 20:09:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
yes, it is funy but not too much that a funny person needs.
2007-07-14 20:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by rose 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thank God theres 2 points involved here
2007-07-14 20:10:15 · answer #9 · answered by vanessa c 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Wow, I need to met your dealer!
2007-07-14 20:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by arealsexyguy 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋