This guy and I are dating, and just started spending nights at each other's places..Early this morning I woke myself up because I freaking farted in my sleep! I woke up immediatly thinking, "Did you really just do that?" and now I am sooo afraid he heard me! I have NEVER done that in front of anyone, much less someone I have developed feelings for. I noticed he moved around a little bit after. I am so so so nervous that he may have been awake..This morning, he had his arms around me, semi-awake, and was pretty affectionate. I'm afraid he heard me, acted as though he was sleeping it off, and lost total interest in me. I have been so paranoid about this. I know it sounds silly, but maybe I'm just thinking too much into this? I feel like a slob or something!
2007-07-14 18:56:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Fast Food makes girls fart!
2007-07-14 19:00:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truth is, everyone farts in their sleep, it is a part of life. I will share a story with you though. When I was dating this gal, we had been together probably less than a month, she was leaving late one night, it was silent in the house, we hugged each other and a little faint fart slipped out of her, I acted like nothing happened. I knew it must have been a big deal to her, she must have thought as you did, I just played it off, gave her a kiss and that was that. 17 years later we are married, and every once in a while we have a good laugh about "the one that slipped out".
Don't worry about it.
2007-07-14 19:03:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are with a guy... they fart all the time. Eventually that kind of stuff is going to happen on a more regular basis. He knows you are human, don't worry about it. If he loses interest in you because of that (which would be totally outrageous) he is not worth keeping around. Seriously, what happens if you guys start living together, and god forbid, you need to use the bathroom? Believe me, it is not a big deal.
2007-07-14 19:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by MKL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
believe me you are not the first person to have done this and you want be the last.
in fact, as someone mentioned above, guys fart all the time.
there is no need to worry.
its a natural body function. there are some foods that will generate lots of gas. milk and milk products. i think cabbage also. more that likely you know what causes you to have gas, so back of those foods.
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some of the responses above are outrageously funny. so laughit off.
no need to worry. i guarantee he will fart in front you you real soon. then you will have a real blast.
2007-07-14 19:23:14 · answer #4 · answered by ramni222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know how you feel you want to create a certain image of yourself in the beginning of things and farting is just not cool even if people try to act like it does not matter is really does so since it happened all you can do is move on with what you two are trying to do
2007-07-14 19:08:33 · answer #5 · answered by heads 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, I used to joke w/ my GF that she did that when we first started living together and she was mortified, so much so that I told her right away I was only kidding w/ her, she really didn't.
Yea that can be embarrassing but worse things happen I'm sure. I bet a lot of replys will tell you a similar story that happened to them.
Best thing to do I would say if just make a joke about it.
Don't feel bad about it, embarrassing things happen to people all the time. If you think he heard make a funny comment about it when the times right, better that than to be constantly worrying over it.
2007-07-14 19:06:25 · answer #6 · answered by Jay45 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even if you don't fart in front of him, he knows you fart. I did this a couple of times when I was dating my last boyfriend and now he is my husband. Chances are good that he has farted while you were sleeping too. You are not a slob! It happens!
2007-07-14 19:02:17 · answer #7 · answered by Lily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't sweat it. Everyone does it. At first it may be embarrassing or funny, but after a while neither one of you will even notice (as long as it doesn't cause the dog or cat to leave the room or makes the blankets flap like a flag in high wind).
2007-07-14 19:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that's the only problem in your relationship then count yourself lucky!
Don't give it a second thought. If you're staying at each others places then you're at the point in the relationship where it shouldn't be that big of a deal. If the guy breaks up with you over it, then you wouldn't want to be with a guy like that in the first place!
2007-07-14 18:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by Danni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT!!!!!!!! ladies fart now... because whilst? Damm, they gonna start up having poos next :D heavily, no longer in basic terms does it no longer remember in the slightest, what no person else suggested is that us adult adult males are frequently VERY immature and picture farts are humorous... would not end rather some ladies attempting to conceal it/being embarresed yet there is not any want in any understand to be like that...
2016-10-21 08:26:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is fine. If you two are able to sleep at eachother's places I'm sure you'll come across things much worse. In a relationship you should be yourself.
2007-07-14 19:01:15 · answer #11 · answered by Like woahhh!!! (: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋