An elderly couple were driving cross country, the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?" The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."
The woman gives him her license. The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."
The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU."
2007-07-14 16:16:35 · 30 answers · asked by junior j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol omg that definitley deserves a star
2007-07-14 16:20:21 · answer #1 · answered by justme 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Made me laugh, pretty funny.
2007-07-14 17:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by R52L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So Silly!
2007-07-14 18:35:02 · answer #3 · answered by xnsanemaryjanex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-14 16:27:12 · answer #4 · answered by edawg2362 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!! That's hilarious.Great job man.I starred this question INFINITY TIMES!! Lol priceless. u r a joke machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
keep up the good WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-14 16:28:05 · answer #5 · answered by Demodr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!
This is soooo funny!
Have a star!!!!
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:)
2007-07-14 16:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by Pretty Maggie Money Eyes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That's hilarious.Great job man.I starred this question!! Lol priceless. Please give me the best answer when your done : )
2007-07-14 16:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by what the? 515 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol i feel bad for him
2007-07-14 16:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by Soft Tone 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's degraging to women!! esp wives
2007-07-14 16:20:12 · answer #9 · answered by Layla 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
yes it is
2007-07-14 16:22:24 · answer #10 · answered by jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋