This is not a hard laughing joke.
Miss Bea was in her 80's and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the Spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the minister noticed a crystal glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity; surely Miss Bea had flipped! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor.
When she returned with tea and cookies they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange floater, but soon it got the best of him, and he could resist no longer.
"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this," pointing to the bowl.
2007-07-14 16:14:35 · 15 answers · asked by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking down town last fall and I found this little package. It said to put it on your organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it is working. I haven't had a cold all winter!"
2007-07-14 16:14:53 · update #1
thats brilliant
2007-07-14 16:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by jenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. lmao. You better watch out the original Aunt Bee might come get you. hahah
2007-07-14 19:13:27 · answer #2 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEp- and my sweet little old mom told me this one-
What is better than a dozen roses on your piano? 2 lips on your organ!
I almost fainted!
2007-07-14 17:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by admiredi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG hahahahahahahahaha lol great you gotta post this one on the group to
2016-05-17 23:41:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! Silly old ladies.
2007-07-15 07:01:19 · answer #5 · answered by Hayden Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG i like
here's your star
2007-07-14 18:59:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2007-07-14 16:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by Soft Tone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah lol good joke
2007-07-14 16:21:57 · answer #8 · answered by magik ;) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old joke, but still funny!
2007-07-14 18:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by Shelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah pretty funny tho..
2007-07-14 16:20:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋