Boy, I could sure use a good f**-! Wife says, "That's terrible you shouldn't talk like that! Why don't you say something nicer, like, ummm, Honey, can I use your wash machine?" Husband says, "Okay, honey can I use your wash machine?"Wife says, "NO!" Husband gets up to go to the bathroom. While he is there, she thinks to herself, "Boy, that was pretty mean of me. I think I'll let him".
Husband comes back to bed. Wife rolls over facing him and says, "Okay, honey, you may use my wash machine." husband says,"
"No thanks, it was a small load, I did it by hand."
2007-07-14 14:06:40 · 25 answers · asked by billy brite 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nyek!!
2007-07-14 14:10:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-17 22:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by cora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-07-14 14:33:54 · answer #3 · answered by Merlin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhHHooowrrrr...
you gots two love it
when a husband/wife team's up in bed.
2007-07-14 14:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by Magnifiius Sans Share-Iff 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-14 14:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! Everyone loves a dirty joke.
2007-07-14 14:10:41 · answer #6 · answered by ARMY Babe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the winner is, ding, ding, ding. Ahhhh! We're all out of time.
2007-07-14 14:10:51 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so you just said that u play with your tiny self
wow sweet
2007-07-14 14:10:19 · answer #8 · answered by Dan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL good one
2007-07-14 14:41:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one .Any more
2007-07-14 14:16:16 · answer #10 · answered by elva f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
It least it wasn't delicates or dry clean only.
2007-07-14 14:10:22 · answer #11 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋