logn ago in the woods, there lived a mother and her son. every night they were disturbed by a monster trying to eat them.
one night, while the mother is cooking their viand for supper she run out of salt. " my son..can you please buy me salt from the store? she said to her son. "but mama, it's already evening! i'm afraid of the monster!!" the boy replied. "here take this slingshot! and when you see the monster shot it with this." "but mama, how can i know what the monster looks like?" the boy asked her. " the monster has an awful smell and has many hairs aroung his body." "ok, i will now buy the salt." when the boy finally set his foot at the door, he saw the monster hiding in the bushes. he quickly run to his mother. "mama! mama! the monster is hiding in the bushes!!! i'm so afraid!!!" cried his son. "ok! hide here inside my wide long skirt so that the monster will not find you". the boy was really afraid when he smell an awful smell. and when he finally look up he -stil ading det.
2007-07-14 12:48:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he finally looked up and saw many hair! he screamed in horror monster!!! and discovered that the slingshot is still in his hands. he quickly shot it with the slingshot when his mother shouted in pain.
take note.. the mother is not wearing panties cause they live in the woods!
2007-07-14 12:52:13 · update #1
OMGEEEEEE you know you just made my day GREAT job you get A STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-14 12:56:02 · answer #1 · answered by sam n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it and no one star that would waist my time you should get all of the stars in the world i love love love love it so so so so so soooooooooooooooooooo much wow you should be a poet really good luck:)
2007-07-14 20:24:11 · answer #2 · answered by krisybell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha dat ishh had 2 hurt lolz
2007-07-14 19:58:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-07-14 19:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋