Three elderly men are sitting around the retirement home one day. The youngest, 65 yrs old says, "You know what I miss about being young?" Then answers his own question. "Being able to urinate without a problem. Now, by the time I get to the toilet I don't have to go or I have to work to hard to go."
The next grandpa, 75 yrs old pipes in with, "That nothing. Wait til you get to be my age and your bowels give you trouble. You sit on the toilet for hours sometimes."
The last one, 85 yrs old, says, "Ah, you kids got nothing to complain about. At my age I urinate like a race horse every morning at 7:00 am sharp, like clockwork. Then at 8:00am every morning my bowles move regular as the sun coming up."
The other two look at each other, then back at the older man and ask, "What have you got to complain about?"
The old man says,
"I don't wake up each morning until 9:00am."
2007-07-14 12:46:30 · 7 answers · asked by Topper 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
85 year old man goes to a doctor for a check-up.
When the results are in the doctor calls him into the office and says` I have bad news and then, more bad news.
First of all you have AIDS. [ pause] You also have Altheimers [sp]
The old guy say's ` phew' for I second there I thought you said I had AIDS!!!
2007-07-14 14:28:04 · answer #1 · answered by goalaska 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I like historical folks jokes. The moment-final and (despite the fact that un-historical-people-similar) final one had been the quality. Try (the one blank one I understand): A younger guy walks into McDonalds, orders his meal and sits down with it. As he begins to devour, he sees that the historical couple sitting subsequent to him has just one meal among them. When he asks approximately it, they only smile and say that they proportion the whole thing. "Are you definite you could have sufficient?" he asks. "Oh, it is k. We proportion the whole thing," they repeat. The younger guy begins on his meal because the historical couple conclude settling in. As he watches, the historical lady appears on the historical guy and ask, "Well, who eats first." "Why do not you, honey? After all, you may have obtained the tooth."
2016-09-05 10:05:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-07-14 13:47:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Funny one!!!
2007-07-14 12:50:40 · answer #4 · answered by Harvest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny! and very true for the elderly..
2007-07-14 15:30:37 · answer #5 · answered by Mariah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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that is a star good job
2007-07-14 12:53:03 · answer #6 · answered by sam n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that was funny and pretty gross
2007-07-14 13:13:43 · answer #7 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋