A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be a CAD Designer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
2007-07-14 12:35:26 · 20 answers · asked by trancelator25574 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe Excellent. The best joke I've heard all year and refreshing because it's clean.
2007-07-14 12:37:28 · answer #1 · answered by Birdman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well done.
Way to stick it to the man in story form.
All of us in the trenches appreciate your sincerity.
2007-07-14 19:43:55 · answer #2 · answered by annasdad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that is soo true!! well done, nice and clean and funny too! have a star! x
2007-07-15 08:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow clever woman
2007-07-14 19:39:26 · answer #4 · answered by Mini 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a second, but now i get it. waht did i think of it? that's a different question...
2007-07-14 19:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome have a star so totally true
2007-07-15 05:15:36 · answer #6 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny haha
2007-07-14 19:40:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-07-14 23:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by lyouacan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so great! :) i dont think anyone can touch that, but i'd like to see someone try!!!
2007-07-14 19:39:04 · answer #9 · answered by gnell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one, it depends on where you come from
2007-07-14 19:38:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋