A woman meets an extremely handsome man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they leave together.
When they get back to his place, he shows her around his
apartment. She notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves on one of the bedroom walls with hundreds and hundreds of the teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall.
It's obvious that he's taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them, and she's immediately touched by the amount of thought he's put into organizing the display. There are small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous teddy bears running the entire length of the top shelf.
While she finds it strange for a young man to have such a large collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, she doesn't mention this to him. In fact, she is actually quite impressed by what she perceives as his sensitive side. All the while she's thinking to herself ...maybe this guy could be the one...
maybe he could father my children...
maybe...
She turns to him. They kiss. They rip off each other's clothes.
They make hot and steamy love.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion, as they are lying together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy replies: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
2007-07-14 12:33:08 · 16 answers · asked by trancelator25574 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THats okay
but he shoulda sed that b4 sex/
2007-07-14 12:36:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Cute, real cute. Just 1 question though. What happens after they cart him off to the hospital with multiple fractures and her to the cop shop?
2007-07-14 12:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by pd6491 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
we are mushy cuz thats the way we be, to boot, we adult males cry, we've been given feeling,we get harm, come on, we could be actual, im not asserting we gotta be sentimental perpetually, yet we could be actual.
2016-09-30 00:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-14 12:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...didn't see that coming....thanks for the laugh!!
definitely deserve a star
2007-07-17 06:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by grifnuts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao funny dude(not eally rolling on da floor)
but still hilarious.
2007-07-14 12:37:21 · answer #6 · answered by kofi2mccoy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha not very good was she Trancelator.!!!
10/10 it's funny.!!!
2007-07-15 11:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! Funny!
2007-07-18 10:34:34 · answer #8 · answered by Self Employed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great great whatever it is!!!!! I love it!! I can picture the whole thing!!
2007-07-14 12:37:27 · answer #9 · answered by I can only be me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...he's a little I guess...nice story lol
2007-07-14 12:36:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋