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There were these 2 boys walking in a forest.Then they spot a barn and go to it.They knock on the door and a farmer comes out.One of the boys says"Can we stay in your barn tonight?we are tired and need a place to sleep"The farmer says"ok but dont look in the shed out side the barn"The 2 boys agree and go to the barn to sleep.In the middle of the night one of the boys wonders what is in the shed,so he goes into it.The next thing he knew,there was the farmer standing next to him with a gun pointing at his head.the farmer said"i told you not to look in here and now you are going to pay!Either pick 50 of your fav fruits or die"The boy chose picking fruit.Then the other boy wakes up and wants to see whats in the shed, he looks in it and sees the farmer holding a gun up to his head.he says the same thing to the boy and he goes to get his fav fruit.the other boy came back with 50 rasberries.the farmer said "ok now start shoving them up your nose"so he does.he gets 2(more)
2007-07-14 12:00:54 · 13 answers · asked by Monkey girl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok this is the rest:
He gets to 10 and sneezes them all out. The farmer got angry and told him to start again. So he did. This time he got to 30 and he sneezed them all out, the farmer said "What is so funny!?" the boy said "well my friend is out there picking water melons!"
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2007-07-14 12:02:21 · update #1
thanks! star if you like it plz!
2007-07-14 12:07:53 · update #2
kewl i like the one with the pinaples! lolz that was funny
2007-07-14 12:11:31 · update #3
i heard another one want to hear it?
ok so it goes like this theres three explorists and then they are captured by canables and he says each of you go and pick 10 fruits so the first comes back with 10 apples and the king says ok now put them up your butt and if you make a noise we will kill you so he gets to the 3 one and shrieks out in pain so they kill him and he goes to heaven then the second one comes with 10 grapes king says shove them up your butt now so he gets to the 7 one and bursts out laughing and then he is killed for making a noise and the two meet up in heaven and the first one asks the second one "why did yo ulaugh you were so close." and the other man said because i saw the 3rd one coming back with pineaplles."
2007-07-14 12:09:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a spiritual "birth," meaning becoming a new person. It is our cultural language game for signifying that this person has changed, and the ritual that goes with it (water baptism) symbolizes a second birth. It is a public confirmation that this person has been made brand new. And snice we remain sinners even after this occurs, we are being born again all the time, as we admit our mistakes and attempt to correct them and do better. We are constantly becoming new. The great thing about this metaphor is that no matter how far you have gone down any other path, no matter how evil you have been, there is always hope in being made new.
2016-05-17 22:14:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Heard A Similar One With Canibals, And It Wasn't The Nose They Had To Shove Them Up.
2007-07-14 12:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by Oel Pezlo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-07-14 13:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that is hilarious!! I would like to see the friend stick the watermelons up his nose!
2007-07-14 12:13:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before. This is a lamer version, but good joke nonetheless
2007-07-14 12:08:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had read a joke which was a cousin of your joke... but that was very dirty.
Your joke was cute... Very very cute !!
A Star for you !!
2007-07-14 12:14:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-07-14 15:32:48 · answer #8 · answered by Mariah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so cute!! It is funny!!!
2007-07-14 12:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... funny!
2007-07-14 12:51:20 · answer #10 · answered by Joanna P. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋