An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building.
A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, bends over, and lets out a most foul-smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk, saying "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
2007-07-14 11:57:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im 17, why do i sound like an old woman? (id probably do the same thing, but not with broccoli)
lol
2007-07-14 19:57:00 · answer #1 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless.
2007-07-14 19:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Still Grinning From All The Other Jokes*
Ha Ha Ha, Very Funny.
2007-07-14 19:16:06 · answer #3 · answered by Oel Pezlo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's freakin' funny dude!
2007-07-14 19:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by Harvest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey prashant. thats a funny one
2007-07-14 22:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!
reminds me of my grandmother
2007-07-14 19:21:47 · answer #6 · answered by ~Russ~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oomg hahahaha
star !
2007-07-14 19:02:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol go old lady!
2007-07-14 19:36:21 · answer #8 · answered by m○○♥m○○ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't like it!
2007-07-14 19:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
starrin it
lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
2007-07-14 19:37:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋