“How do you know?” said the husband, “You don’t even know what the carburettor is,”
“I’m telling you,” repeated the wife, “I’m sure there’s water in the carburettor.”
“We’ll see,” mocked the husband, “Let me check it out. Where’s the car?”
“In the swimming pool,”
2007-07-14 11:55:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that is the MOST funniest joke i ever heard way to put automotives and science parts together!!!
2007-07-14 12:04:14 · answer #1 · answered by scribbler 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey hasafer, I thought it was was a free consultation! No vesita! Get it?!!! That was hilarious hope! Tell me what you think of this ... it's for free. Unlike SOME people! lol A Dictionary for Women Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. -- What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. -- You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat, and cleaned everything up, but he "made the dinner". Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. -- Gotta get married in a church. Childbirth (child*brth) n. -- You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus...breathe....push...." Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. -- An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. -- A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&M's. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. -- The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery list (grow*ser*ee list) n. -- What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store. Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. -- Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician". Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. -- Similar to a black hole in space: if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon. Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...! Park (park) v./n. -- Before children, a verb meaning "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide. Patience (pa*shens) n. -- The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children. See also "tranquilizers". Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. -- A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card. Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. -- Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
2016-04-01 04:27:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-07-14 12:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by Bet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wife , I have some good news
THE AIR BAG WORKS
2007-07-14 12:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by SPARKLING MJR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Grins From Ear To Ear As I Type*
Hee Hee Hee
2007-07-14 12:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by Oel Pezlo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee, hee, hee!
Nice one Skycat!
10/10 - oh and a star is on it's way!
2007-07-15 03:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Skycat is funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-14 13:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it a lot! WAY better than all the gross jokes on here!10/10!
5 stars! * * * * *
2007-07-14 12:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by Twilight <33 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it :) Star
2007-07-14 12:23:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that is funny x
2007-07-14 12:22:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋