I just realized that heaven or the kingdom will not have cooked food. Downer! I would like to make some atheist friends so i can send them down some consumables and have them cooked, proabably faster than microwave, since it will be flame broiled. Any possible buds? thank you!
2007-07-14 10:15:09 · 12 answers · asked by ConstElation 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
actually i have no beef<
2007-07-14
10:51:07 ·
update #1
If I get a break from all the torture and so on I'll cook your food for you.
2007-07-14 10:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure if I got this right ... Are you already dead and in heaven and now you are disappointed that there's no cooked food? Wow. But you got internet access, that's not too bad.
2007-07-14 17:25:19 · answer #2 · answered by NaturalBornKieler 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What ever set you off is going to eat you up, because your questions are starting to make it look like you are making fun of others for their beliefs, which they have every right to believe, like us " Fundamentalists " you trashed in an earlier question. What is bothering you, besides me ?
2007-07-14 18:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by The Count 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you insult the cook at a resturant before you order your food? If you do, then don't be surprised if it tastes a little off.
2007-07-14 17:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by upallnite 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you have enough faith that you are certain the afterlife exists, then pay me now and I will cook for you in hell.
Western Union me $34,000 and you will have all the cooked food you want when you die.
2007-07-14 17:22:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Being friends kind of implies being nice to people. Guess that's a bit beyond you.
I'll give you my favorite blessing, though: May you recieve that which you wish for others.
2007-07-14 17:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by KC 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
sure but why just us atheists? given the history of religion there will be a lot of believers in your mythological Hell.
I'm sure Torquemanda already has a hot dog stand down there.
2007-07-14 17:21:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
WOW.
Your going to be cooking your own food.
You just made yourself sound like a total jerk.
2007-07-14 17:20:42 · answer #8 · answered by X-to-C 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Mmmmm flame grilled baby seal....
2007-07-14 17:19:11 · answer #9 · answered by fourmorebeers 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
you do as you feel. just dont make fun of people for their beliefs.
2007-07-14 17:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by <SuRvivE> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋