Do these Office Phrases sound Dirty?

Question

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMM...I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but at the office it isn't:
1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

Answer 1

o_O ooh~ nice =) how did u think of this?

Answer 2

There are so many grammatical errors here. Besides that, you start out with your main character running from a three headed dog, then suddenly, he's not running anymore. He's just standing there, doing nothing. On to the grammar: - For starters, you don't put a space before a period or a comma. That's just stupid. "If Jesse had known he'd be running for his life, throwing books, pens and even stuff toys, at a three headed dog." -This isn't even a sentence. "But Jesse didn't know, so we find our friend, standing on the dirty streets of central London. " -There's absolutely no reason to break the fourth wall here. Or ever, in fact. -There should be no comma here "He kicked a stone, on the pavement at the Victorian styled house." -There should be no comma here. "It had been converted into a health centre a few years ago , he stood on the pavement watching the people pass by him, wishing the day would hurry up." -That coma should be a semi colon or a period with a capital letter at the start of the next sentence. -Why is he wishing the day would hurry up? -Wasn't he just running from a three headed dog? "He didn’t think it would work, no one ever knew what was wrong with him, this physiologist would be like the; others useless ." -This is about three sentences you tried very hard to combine into one. You failed. -Your first comma needs to be a semi colon or a period with a capital letter or a the word because. -Your second comma has to be a period. -You need to capitalize 'this'. -Get rid of the semi colon. -You need a dash or a colon between 'others' and 'useless' -You see a psychiatrist for serious mental disorders. You don't see a psychologist. "Suddenly he's hand flew to his forehead." -His hand. Did this honestly sound right when you were writing this? "A picture clear and precise flashed in his head, a three headed dog , a woman and three children he didn't know." -That first comma comma needs to be a dash or a colon. -Clear and precise is an appositive phrase, and therefore needs commas before and after. "It was starting." -This is telling of the foulest kind. "The flashes of memory, the life that wasn't his." -This sentence has no main verb. Perhaps you should combine it with your last sentence. All in all, I think you had two grammatically correct sentences. Maybe you should learn to use the English language correctly before you decide to write.

Answer 3

Wow i never realized how dirty the work place really was, no wonder theres sexual harrasment lawsuits all the timr. commonly said things at the office could come off dirty!

Answer 4

Hmm, numbers 7,8, maybe 5, maybe 2, and maybe 1. Funny stuff overall though.

Answer 5

That's hilarious! I like this one where an office worker complains to another, "My inbox is overflowing!"

Answer 6

Yea they rly do outside the office

;-)

Answer 7

Well office-work sucks... LOL.

Aaron.

Answer 8

I get off at 11pm

Answer 9

no...those don't sound dirty to me..i dont get the innuendos here

Answer 10

depends. if ur mind is dirty, they sound dirty. to me?yep

Answer 11

you've got a large imagination pal