A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of
your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?'
"And so, here we are!"
2007-07-14 06:23:16 · 21 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's funny.
2007-07-14 06:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by hearts84 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The husband is not at any fault. But the way and situation is not social. He must be brave enough to get rid of such wife by divorce and make some arrangements socially to filfull the utmost desire of sexual satisfaction. Sexual desire is more burnning than hunger or thirst.
2007-07-16 07:00:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny indeed! Poor wife.
2007-07-21 02:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by puredelight45 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe have a star 10/10
2007-07-22 04:43:17 · answer #4 · answered by cherry45uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-14 13:23:53 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You answered one of my questions saying, "Why is this in the Jokes section?" I hate you now.
2007-07-21 14:12:55 · answer #6 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHahahahaha, very funny!
2007-07-18 09:52:13 · answer #7 · answered by Shawon D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! What a sucky wife.. hope I never get one like her.
2007-07-14 06:27:01 · answer #8 · answered by silvs 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Beautifully explained.Cheers to you.
2007-07-21 03:17:17 · answer #9 · answered by manjit grover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMBO!!
Excellent!!
That joke gets a 10!!!
2007-07-14 06:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by deiracefan_219 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
looooooooool, that's soooo funny
2007-07-14 06:33:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋