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Cos he's pure, too. 99 44/100 % pure, that is - Getting ticked off in the Synagogue was a bad call.

See how easy it is to believe?

2007-07-14 05:41:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

no, it just means he is zestfully clean!

2007-07-14 05:45:58 · answer #1 · answered by bill blasphemy 3 · 3 0

Ivory soap is 99.44/100 % pure and it floats.--good marketing

Jesus is 100% pure Righteousness--Being righteously indignate is his right -- for the synagogue--is a house dedicated to worship--and the people were using it as a money maker. He was within his Righteousness when he clearded the money changers.

I do see HOW EASY IT IS TO CONTORT AND TWIST SCRIPTURE--Faith is the victory. Truth is logic in the Bible

2007-07-14 12:53:01 · answer #2 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 0 1

Christ was 100% pure. Driving the money changers from the temple was a good and totally justified move.

Your unfortunate comparison of Yeshua the Christ to a consumer product nothwithstanding I agree, it is easy to believe.

There's more to this existence than you would acknowledge.

2007-07-14 12:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Ivory floats because of the fat content. You know like pure fat.

2007-07-14 12:46:16 · answer #4 · answered by tailchain814 2 · 2 0

There is a difference between floating and walking. All this proves is that jesus had fat, soapy feet.

2007-07-14 12:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by Namlevram 5 · 0 0

are you sure that it was a bad call?

they were making money off from religion.
they had perverted the laws of God for their own gain.
sometime I think that God is still driving the "money changers" out of the temple.

2007-07-14 13:18:41 · answer #6 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 0 0

I think it has more to do with divinity and less to do with percentage of purity (which is 100% by the way).

2007-07-14 12:45:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Perhaps we should start selling "Holy Soap"?

2007-07-14 14:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

does that mean jesus was made of ivory soap, or fat?

2007-07-14 12:47:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

when you are on wine . . . hic . ... you will try those type of things...

2007-07-14 12:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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