elderly man?

Question

The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly man on the doorstep. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy.

"Can I help you?" the madam said.

"I want Natalie," the old man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else......"

"No, I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man she charged £1000 per visit. The old man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her the £1000.

The two went up to her room for an hour, where upon the old man calmly left. The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie, she explained that no one had ever returned two nightn in a row and it was still £1000, no discounts.

Again the old man paid the money, they went up to her room until he left an hour later.

When he returned the third consecutive night they couldn't believe it. He again handed Natalie £1000 but an hour later.

Natalie questioned, "No one has ever used my services 3 nights in a row....where are you from?"

The old man replied, "Philadelphia."

"Really?" replied Natalie, "I have a sister who lives there."

"Yes I know!" said the old man, "Your dad died, she gave me £3000 to give to you!"

Answer 1

O' cheaky git hahahahah!

Answer 2

Men vs. Women
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Answer 3

but an hour later . . . ah ok. It's the best story i've heard since i signed in in Answers.

Answer 4

Yes,very funny!!!
Worth the wait.

Have a star!

Answer 5

LMSIAO Crafty old boy eh? I think I might take some lessons from him.

Answer 6

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 7

Sneaky, never judge a book by its cover?

Answer 8

That has to be one of the smartest cunning old horny b*****d.
Like him a lot and you too for the joke.

Answer 9

LOL! Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny! :D

Answer 10

i am astonished!! mouth dropped 2 the floor.. but still funny *star*