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I like this girl who really likes fishes. I don't have much money, so I couldn't afford to buy the already trained fish from this guy. I ended up getting 2 undomesticated rainbow trouts (cause they are all shiny and rainbowie pretty all over). I am having the girl Gafilta come over later today cause I told her that I have trained ex-circus fishes... Problem! One trout is completely wild, vicious and entirely unapproachable, and the other one, although very friendly, only knows how to swim upside down. What are some really simple tricks I can teach them and FAST. I have about 4 hours.

2007-07-14 03:34:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports Outdoor Recreation Fishing

8 answers

tell her about my fish Snappy.

http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/07071305.html

2007-07-14 04:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 2 1

My favorite trick to teach a trout is called 'Pan Fry'.
First you get them to lay still in a skillet with some butter an then apply some heat until they have a nice tan. Then the fun begins. Grab a knife and fork, they have to try to get away while you try to eat them. FUN! I win this game every time when I play with my trout and its fun for them too! They have to be quick to get away!

2007-07-14 04:00:34 · answer #2 · answered by Duncan w ™ ® 7 · 6 1

The escapades of the men of the USS Trainfish (SS 69) are known around the Pacific. Their smiles and basketry sextets became favorites in bars and Shore Patrol Stations from San Diego to Singapore.

2007-07-14 03:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 1 2

Pull up a chair and read the fish some of your past questions and that will put them to sleep; you've just taught them their first trick "Playing Dead". OMG!!! They are really good at this.....look at them swimming with their bellies up!!

2007-07-14 07:22:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Like anything else with a heart, you have to tickle the belly to get it to do tricks.

2007-07-14 09:28:31 · answer #5 · answered by mac 7 · 1 0

YOU SHOULD GIVE THEM A STERN TALKING TO AND THEY WILL LISTEN. I HAVE SOME ALREADY TRAINED ONES I COULD SELL YOU FOR 500 A PIECE. MEET ME HALF WAY?

2007-07-14 03:48:17 · answer #6 · answered by RUNDOGG 1 · 2 2

How ta' drive your car, so it can take you to the nearest Mental Facility...

2007-07-14 03:43:26 · answer #7 · answered by FishSteelhead 6 · 3 2

Teach them to play dead. lol

2007-07-14 03:53:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 5 1

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