After the birth of their tenth child, Billybob and Marykate asked the doctor about birth control, they reminded the dr. that they had very little money to buy pills and condoms, so the Dr. gave Billybob an old soda can and an m80 firecracker.
The dr. tells Billybob to place the m80 in the soda can, light it, hold it up to his ear, and count to ten.
So Billybob puts the m80 in the can light it holds it to his ear and starts counting 1,2,3,4,5, places the can between his legs, and says6,7,8,...
2007-07-14 03:11:30 · 8 answers · asked by mysticalviking 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Teen it means that the redneck has to count on his fingers. and the can will explode while he is holding it against his whatsit, and then he won't be able to have more kids so it's cheap Birth control.
2007-07-14 03:27:33 · answer #1 · answered by kelly j 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd say get a new doctor cuz Billybob can't count.
2007-07-14 03:23:40 · answer #2 · answered by lost 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
personally, i think it's hilarious! sick? yes. but completely gross? no. here's two for you: Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.. The American Engineer ask's, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable." The American engineer says, "Fill it with water." and: Its thanksgiving and this family, lets call them the browns, is having a party. the little girl goes up to her mom and asks "mom, whats a b***h?" The mom replies "Oh, thats a lady sweety." "What's a bastard?" Oh, thats a gentlman sweety." "ok." the mom is cutting the turkey and she says "f**k!" The little girl asks "Whats f**k?" the mom replies "Oh, thats a seasoning that goes on the turkey. "ok" The girl goes upstairs to talk to her dad. her dad is shaving and he cuts himself. he says "s**t!" the little girl asks "Whats s**t?" the dad replies "Oh thats the shaving cream." "ok" the girl goes downstairs to greet the guests coming in. she says "Hi bitches and bastards. Can i take your coats? My mom and dad would be here to greet you but my moms f**king the turkey and my dads wiping s**t off his face."
2016-04-01 03:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-07-14 14:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got it right Kelly. Good work...............
2007-07-14 03:31:46 · answer #5 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it
2007-07-14 03:15:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol, thats HILLARIOUS!!!!!! STAR FOR YOU!!!
2007-07-14 03:41:23 · answer #7 · answered by voiceangel17 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow wat a dumby !
♪Mimi♪
2007-07-14 03:37:23 · answer #8 · answered by mimi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋