"Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as he
and Dr. Watson passed three women eating bananas
on a park bench.
"Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked.
"No", Holmes replied, "I've never met the nun,
the prostitute or the newlywed we just passed."
"Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you
know all that?"
"Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the
banana by holding it one hand and using the
fingers of the other hand to properly break the
fruit into small pieces."
"The prostitute", he continued, "grabbed with
both hands and crammed the whole thing into her
mouth."
"Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did you
know the third was a newlywed?"
"Because she held it one hand and pushed her
head toward it with the other."
2007-07-14 02:25:54 · 7 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are you sure you didn't get the prostitute and the newlywed mixed up?
2007-07-14 02:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by lost 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great stuff.. havent heard this b4 and sure is funny.
2007-07-14 17:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... For once, I'm at a lost for words to describe just how horny this joke seemed to me...
Oh, I know!!!
RTTTBIPMS!!!!
2007-07-14 09:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-07-14 21:32:43 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's a prostitute?
2007-07-14 10:10:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CONAN the last one was better but this one is still OLD funny...............
2007-07-14 10:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke for first thing in the morning. thanks.
2007-07-14 09:50:27 · answer #7 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋