They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sEx life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sEx felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop”.
Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. Very Happy
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
Embarassed Very Happy
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"
Mum took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mum fainted!
2007-07-14 02:16:09 · 11 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! Read that one before, and even told it myself once!
(But in my version, it was "British Airways")
2007-07-14 03:00:24 · answer #1 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie,
BTW, Maxwell House is good to the last drop, not Nescafe!
2007-07-14 02:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by ~gail from Long Island 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Mum sure knows how to read her labels and her magazines!
2007-07-14 02:22:02 · answer #3 · answered by lost 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to save that one, print it out and show it to the guys at work, that is a masterpiece.
LOL.
2007-07-14 02:21:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke. I never heard b4 thanx
2007-07-14 02:59:44 · answer #5 · answered by Quin G 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ya. That's a nice one.
2007-07-14 06:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but it is an old one that has appeared here before.
2007-07-14 02:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This one is new to me. pretty good though.
2007-07-14 02:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ouch! poor girl! i like it :)
2007-07-14 02:43:10 · answer #9 · answered by Ms Medieval 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg.. lmao
2007-07-14 06:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by nikol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋