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i love when they say things like, "have you even read the bible?", or "you need to do some research", or the ever popular "it says so right in the bible!"...lol, christians are very entertaining, no?...

2007-07-14 01:22:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

sybil, are you what of you speak?

2007-07-14 09:17:11 · update #1

justa, thanks for proving my point!...lol...

2007-07-14 09:19:45 · update #2

angel...oy...

2007-07-14 09:25:11 · update #3

18 answers

This makes me smile..

The story is told of the Atheist who accosted a preacher. "Do you believe in eternal life?" The preacher has no time to reply. "Well its a load of rubbish!" shouted the Atheist. "I believe in science, evolution, survival of the fittest, and when we die, that's it! No eternal life, no great judgement, and no God!" The Atheist continues his assault against the preacher repetitiously and tirelessly. "Eternal life! Eternal life! Ha! "Its all pie in the sky when you die." When I die that's it, the end, no eternal life, no nothing. He continues, until he reaches his climax, "I will be buried six feet under when I die and that's it! Nothing! Caput! When I die I am utterly convinced that that will be the end of me!" "Well thank God for that" replies the preacher!

Thought you could use some more entertainment!

2007-07-14 01:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by Swampmoth 4 · 1 0

I see some atheists who call Christians idiots, fools, etc.
They ask silly questions just to poke fun at us.
You think you are being funny, but those of you who do this are making other atheists, who are good, intelligent, open-minded, accepting, and respectul people look bad.
You are hurting true atheists, who are great people, when you poke fun at Christians. (I am talking to the 12-14 year olds here.

That's sad. However, we realize that most of these so-called questions (do Christians take aspirins, do Christians ever get mad) are written by 12 year olds (or those with the maturity of a 12 year old).
The 12 year olds are amusing.

The rest of you ask great, thought-provoking questions.

2007-07-14 10:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0 0

Actually I find humor on both sides of the fence. The right to unintelligence knows now race, religion, nationality, etc.

Using Yahoo Q&A to post questions to get a response out of people especially for something you do not even believe in is showing your intellectual superiority how?

2007-07-14 08:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by The Lorax 6 · 1 0

Mostly, however I have been know to be in error now and then.

Edit to above answer from Justanotherengine.

I wish I was 25 again, it was a different world back then.

2007-07-14 08:35:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

How come all "Atheist's" are under 25 yrs old ? How come you never see an old "Atheist" ? Is this because, at some point in time they see something that science can't explain ? Something so convincing that they now believe in a higher power ? I'm not a "Holy Roller", I don't even go to church but, at some point you realize that "Things are not "Random" all the time", I'm not telling you what to believe in, or not to believe in, let's just say, at some point in your life, you'll "Recognize" this, and be quite surprised, I was !
Good luck my friend !

2007-07-14 08:32:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

I didn't know why I bothered to click on this question...I have learned not to let childish atheists bait me into insult wars with them long ago... It is nothing but a fool's game, and only fools condescend to play it with them.
And then I read Mercy's little story, and I knew.
God moved my fingers on the keys...just to give me a smile this morning. He knew I really needed something to lighten my mood.
Thanks, Mercy!
And may God bless you!!

2007-07-14 08:51:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I am particularly amused by the questions asked by people who are obviously 14 years old and think they have all the answers. You can always tell who they are because they write like they are texting on their phones.

2007-07-14 08:30:25 · answer #7 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 6 0

As a Christian, I never have to question an atheists intelligence, what is there to question, They show their intelligence by their own answers. The same as you do.

2007-07-14 08:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 5 1

Mosley: How can reading the Bible make you believe in God, its full of;
mass murder, mass rape 32 thousand Median females, 10 cases of incest, a description on how to rape ones sister, instrucing leaders on subjugating its people and make them into drunks and alcholics so they cant think for themselves, killing of inocent people and rob their land off them.

The Bible on the bulk is quoted enirley out of context, its a book on Power and Control

2007-07-14 08:31:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

In all fairness, I see posts where atheists question the intelligence of Christians, too. My guess is that it's equally annoying on both sides of the fence.

2007-07-14 08:25:46 · answer #10 · answered by Let Me Think 6 · 8 2

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