We're promoting safe sex at parties. So any ideas for this would be could as well =]
2007-07-02 19:06:16 · 15 answers · asked by Chloe D 1 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ STDs
Hey i hope this is what you meant
1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her wrap your whacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your *****.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
18. The right selection! Protect your erection.
19. Wrap it in foil before you check her oil.
20. A crank with armor will never harm her.
21. No glove, no love.
2007-07-02 23:31:56 · answer #1 · answered by blonde_candybabe 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you need a mascot, may I suggest "Our Lady of Perpetual Latex"?
Here are my favorite slogans:
1. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
2. Be safe, don't be silly. Put a condom on that willy!
3. No orgasm is worth dying for.
4. Safe is sexy.
5. The best packages stay wrapped.
2007-07-03 05:52:24 · answer #2 · answered by Gumdrop Girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
better safe than sorry.
the condom queen is here!
is one moment of pleasure worth a life time of pain? use a condom.
do you want to bring a child into this world who's HIV positive and then won't have parents because they died from it?
long term health and happiness OR immediate gratification NOW? it's your choice.
face it...safe sex is cool these days.
be a part of the solution, not a part of the problem.
God bless and good luck with your campaign.
2007-07-02 19:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by susan l 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rubber checks will always bounce and you carry the cost.
a FIRM CLEAN DEPOSIT IS NEVER LOST
Don't fall in love with a one eyed mullet,with an IQ equal to length in inches. Stand tall in love with both eyes open
2007-07-03 04:27:10 · answer #4 · answered by mungaunder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"use condom before sex
this is the way of safety sex"
2007-07-02 19:16:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No glove, No love!
2007-07-06 16:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolve. Use a condom every time.
Or... Protect yourself. Use a condom every time.
2007-07-02 19:13:45 · answer #7 · answered by Bordering Suicide 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get tested and wait till marrage wold help in my opion?
2007-07-02 19:16:55 · answer #8 · answered by the_silverfoxx 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like "No glove, No love"
2007-07-03 05:58:35 · answer #9 · answered by ohiojosh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex is evil and evil is sin,
sins are forgiven, so sex is in.
2007-07-02 21:25:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋