Soon after O'shaugnessy clocked in for work,the forman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office.
When O'shaugnessy returned,he had a mournful expression on his face and his head hung low.His foreman noticed and asked if it was bad news.'To be shure it was,Boss,'he replied,'I just found out my mother died earlier this morning.'
'Gosh,that's awful,'replied the foreman,'Do you want the rest of the day off?'No,'replied O'shaugnessy.'Ill finish the day out.'
About an hour later,the foreman returned to inform him that there was another phone call for him in the office.This time O'shaugnessy returned twice as glum, and the foreman asked if every thing was alright.
'Bejeezuz boss,it's even worse news. That was my brother,and his mother died today too!'
2007-07-01 23:49:41 · 16 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Check MY PROFILE......IM HALF CELTIC,
2007-07-02 01:05:25 · update #1
Hey now Chugga Chugga you listen 2 me mate we Irish are not drunks right, it's ye ye....where ever u are from..Nywayz bk 2 the Question before i was rudely interrupted good joke!!!Have a star!!!
2007-07-01 23:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by SIR TJM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it can happen only to an irish!!!!
good one
A Kerryman was suffering from pains in his knees, so he visited the doctor.
"You're suffering from a disease that we medical experts call "kneeitis", said the doctor. "Take it easy for a month or so and above all don't climb any stairs. That puts a terrible strain on the knees."
A month later the Kerryman returned and after a brief examination was found to have recovered completely.
"Can I climb the stairs now Doctor?"
"Certainly," replied the Doctor.
"Thank Heavens," said the Kerryman, "I was getting a bit browned off climbing up the drainpipe every time I wanted to go to the toilet."
2007-07-01 23:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Love it..a real hoot..though I do not think we irish, scot and celtic folks are that dim
2007-07-02 00:43:14 · answer #3 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one 'Calam.' gave me a good chuckle, being Half Irish and English...
2007-07-02 04:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
long time since i heard an irish joke good one
2007-07-01 23:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont be bothered lass & lassies. wait I think Im talking scottish
2007-07-02 00:11:27 · answer #6 · answered by Dude, It's me, Pia! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why did the kerry man crap on the table!!!?? too keep the flies off the butter!!!!
2007-07-02 00:22:49 · answer #7 · answered by KEVIN C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done first laugh of the day
2007-07-02 00:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by clark kent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha ... boy, he's a smart one ..... hehe
lol
lol
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can you tell I liked that one? ;O)
Thanks for the laugh ....
have a great day!
:OD
2007-07-02 00:28:14 · answer #9 · answered by pir8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should be Polish. The Irish aren't stupid, they're drunks.
TJ M: I'm Irish. And am currently drunk.
2007-07-01 23:52:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋