Warning Labels on Alcoholic Drinks
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD
IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like
thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your
friends and family are really dying for you to telephone them at 4
in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
heck happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up in the
morning and see someone you really don't want to see (whose name
you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big guy
named "Bear."
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem
to literally "disappear".
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
2007-07-02 02:53:37
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answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7
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Most wines cost far less than $100; only rare or old wines cost that much. You might want to try something like a Riesling; they are fairly light and range from quite sweet to reasonably dry. They are German white wines.
2007-07-02 05:35:11
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answer #2
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answered by neniaf 7
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Try a Moscato (made bubbly and still) or Late Harvest Riesling (try spatlese or auslese on German Rieslings). If you want to try something red, I would suggest a German Dornfelder. All are relatively sweet, fruity and under $20. You do not need to spend a ton of money on a decent bottle of wine.
2007-07-02 09:31:06
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answered by WineDiva 3
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There are plenty under $100, but if you want to start out I would try with a white zinfandel, lite, fruity and hint of sweetness. Beringer is very good and about $15 a bottle.
2007-07-02 05:29:17
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answer #4
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answered by scrappeKat 2
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If you do some research Chilean wine is one or the best in the world and some wines that are cheap are Gato ***** or El Casillero del Diablo
2007-07-02 05:26:42
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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read wine spectator.
it helps immensely.
also, Costco has some pretty good recommended wines that are rated quite highly. they have their ratings by the bottles.
it's a place to start that's under $100 and pretty good.
2007-07-02 05:25:34
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answer #6
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answered by happy. 3
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Not dry... fruity... less than $100.00...
Boone's Farm
Strawberry Hill or Apple Blossom
2007-07-02 05:24:41
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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yeah if you find one let me know... i like peach flavor and every peach wine or champagne ive tried is awful... if you find a wine that is very fruity let me know!...boone's farm is like 5 bucks but it isn't really wine... it's more of a wine cooler i think... but they are fruity...
2007-07-02 05:24:56
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Your own wine...
2007-07-02 10:18:34
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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start with matues rose its very nice also chanti they are reasonable priced and are very nice
2007-07-02 05:24:45
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answer #10
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answered by David T 3
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