On christmas morning a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, next to him was a kid on a shiny new bike.
Cop says to the kid, "Nice bike u got there..did Santa bring that to u?"
The kid says "Yeah"
The cop said, "Well next year tell santa to put a tailgate on that bike"..the cop then issues the kid with a $20 traffic safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off said, "By the way, that's a nice horse u got there, did santa bring that to u?"
Humoring the kid, the cop said "Yeah, he sure did"
The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top"
2007-07-01
22:19:49
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