THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you.
In fact,
they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children
more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes,
but they are still getting in.
2007-07-01 19:00:32 · 10 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha pretty good for a roach lol i didn't know you were one!! too scared to answer my football questions i posted Hey?? j/k i know you are not scared haha :)☺
2007-07-01 19:07:11 · answer #1 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teehehe. I use the one about eating my own all the time! Apparantly it doesn't scare them because I still have all 4 of them. I also use "it's a good thing you're cute".
2007-07-01 19:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by kristilkleer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the time comes, I'll remember your friendly admonition with a grateful smile and a big hearty laugh.
2007-07-01 20:30:40 · answer #3 · answered by Inday 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the matter BIG CHUCK? Your children giving you a hard time?
2007-07-01 20:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha too true.
It's times like these when I resort to my favorite quote..
"Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a duck."
Indeed.
2007-07-01 19:03:49 · answer #5 · answered by KaBoOm said thy monkay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
words of wisdom from big chuck.
2007-07-01 19:16:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! How true they are!
Thanks for the great reminder.
:)
2007-07-01 19:03:33 · answer #7 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great. Thank you. Made me laugh..
2007-07-01 19:05:13 · answer #8 · answered by chilicooker_mkb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can say that again......so true.
2007-07-01 23:23:42 · answer #9 · answered by sharon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha... so, so true :P
2007-07-01 19:25:24 · answer #10 · answered by crestfallen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋