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They already do.

2007-07-01 17:11:01 · answer #1 · answered by Infamous Twit 6 · 3 13

Actually, if Christ came back, the rest of us would look like muppets too.

2 points for a non-Christian showing up a stupid question by an obviously anti-christian.

Sheesh.

2007-07-01 17:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by shoestring_louise 5 · 2 1

And of course, the classic reply would be, "Athiests, when Jesus Christ comes back, you'll all be burning in hell for eternity."

Huh. Muppets, to burning in hell...

I think, on just logic alone, I'd prefer to be a muppet than burning in hell for eternity. As soon as you decide to asking a reasonable question, try again.

2007-07-01 17:12:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

God never lies nor forsakes his children and he said that he would be back and I have all faith and believe that he will.

What are you going to do when he does come back and your not ready or have not been serving him, trust me he is real, nothing I have asked him for has he not given me, I live each day peacefully and joyfully because I know that my father God takes care of me he makes a way out of noway for me.

I could tell you some real miracles that have happened in my life so I know for sure that God is real and he keeps his promises.

2007-07-01 18:43:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am not too worried about it. Not much in life is a given. Our Savior returning is though.

I promise when he does come back I will be too happy to look at you and say, "who is laughing now Miss Piggy?" (i hope Miss Piggy was one of the muppets)

2007-07-01 17:24:52 · answer #5 · answered by Patti C 7 · 1 1

Well i would rather look like a muppet than a fool who is toast burning in the lake of fire because he rejected him .
It dont matter what you or i believe , he is still Jesus Christ and he is coming back........ every knee shall bow and everyone is being judged.......... heaven or hell your choice.
I believe! God has given me beauty for ashes.

2007-07-01 17:16:35 · answer #6 · answered by tennessee 7 · 1 1

No I hate to tell you but this isn't a bash everyones beliefs forum. If you don't like Christianity wow that's great I don't criticize you. But there are people who are Christians and many of them like myself would like some respect and a decent question. One that is indeed of some interest and not a I hate someone question.

2007-07-01 17:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by Misfit_101 3 · 2 0

God Promised a Saviour and he came and he was called Jesus, it took a long time in man years but he did come! Gods promise are never empty so Mumpet don’t be a skeptic there is still time for you to revise you thought process join us believer and have faith that God will fulfill his promise!

2007-07-01 17:34:53 · answer #8 · answered by just4hiswill 1 · 0 1

Is that supposed to be an insult? I like Muppets.

2007-07-01 17:11:50 · answer #9 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 6 0

ANIMAL BANG DRUMS! ANIMAL CELEBRATE! JESUS BACK! JESUS BACK! ME GO HOME! ME GO HOME!

Better a muppet in heaven than screaming, weeping, teeth-gnashing, flaming maggot-food in hell. Please repent of your sins and ask God's forgivness through Jesus Christ, who died for your sins to pay the penalty you earned so that God can forgive you. No one can see you... pray right now. He'll give you a new heart with new desires so that you won't want to sin against Him any more. Even if you don't feel you can be sincere about it, pray. He'll give you THAT ability. He'll show you your sins, He'll soften your heart and your conscience and enable you to repent. God promises that if you seek Him He will be found by you. Why choose death?

2007-07-01 17:12:28 · answer #10 · answered by doppler 5 · 2 2

First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation. 2 Peter 3:2-4

Repent now before it is too late!

2007-07-01 17:33:23 · answer #11 · answered by Joy 2 · 0 1

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