2007-07-01 16:57:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They decided against the cash bar,
because they didn't have any pockets
in their pants...so the Pina Coladas where
free before 5:00
that was a dumb answer...time for bed...
2007-07-01 17:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a No-ah brainer, of course. Pina colada's weren't invented yet so they served free Japethmeister ( home brew) and Ham sandwiches. Every evening the penguins taught ballroom dancing, because In their tuxes they made fantastic dance teachers! Of course for a while there was a problem with male peacocks who liked to show off and strut their stuff on the dance floor. But Noah's son Shem quickly took care of that by building a mirrored bar for them on a lower level of the ark. He named it the Co-peacock-bana, and there the vain birds could preen and tango to their heart's content. It is noteworthy that while unacknowledged in most translations, dances such as the Funky Chicken originated on the Ark. Between the beer and partying, a constant state of merriment prevailed. And until the waters receded a grand time was had by all.
2007-07-02 01:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it was an alcohol free cuise. Noah didn't want all those animals getting frisky at the same time. Imagine what *that* would smell like?
2007-07-02 00:01:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was an open bar. The Lord provided.
2007-07-02 00:00:34 · answer #4 · answered by Emily of Orleans 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What they neglect to mention is that the earth was flooded with beer.
Definitely free.
2007-07-02 00:00:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No drinking until the olive branch was returned
2007-07-02 00:19:52 · answer #6 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only free if you ordered two..
If you ordered a single you were kicked out.
2007-07-02 00:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by Milmom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the drinks were free, but you had to pay for the bar nuts.
2007-07-02 00:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
...Well, the bees lived in the ark-hives (not any worse than your jokes......)
...How did what work on Noah's Ark? What is "it"?
2007-07-02 00:17:22 · answer #9 · answered by carson123 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The story is fiction; it never happened.
2007-07-02 00:16:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋