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'Cuz I feel like I'm at least a *double* behind keeping up with the jokes . . . but I'm workin' on it! I'm workin' on it!

2007-07-01 16:50:09 · 22 answers · asked by Boar's Heart 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Yeah, it does, love. Scotch my back, would you? Mmmm. There. Ooh. Scotch me right there, baby. *Nibbles your shoulder* A little lower. Ahhhhh, right there. SCOTCH ME, BOAR'S HEART! OH GAWD, PLEASE DON'T STOP!! Ride that Scotch, beeyotch! Yee-HAW!!

Ah, yes, Scotch always helps the mood.

2007-07-01 17:06:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I have been trying coffee and I think it is lacking. But I have the flu so no alcohol for me, I am still trying to figure out how I am keeping the coffee down, I just hope I haven't spoken too soon. :-) The jokes are funny though tonight, although some people are being mean. :-(

We should feed them large quantities of scotch maybe they will loosen up.

2007-07-02 00:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by Misa Lynne 2 · 2 0

You may have a point. At least, most of the arguers here need something to help them chill out a bit. I don't drink, so I won't be sampling the scotch, but it's definitely a high tension night.

2007-07-01 23:56:08 · answer #3 · answered by William D 5 · 4 0

Ack I can't drink scotch. Mind if I stick with a good sipping tequila?

2007-07-02 08:22:52 · answer #4 · answered by Janet L 6 · 1 0

Scotch helps on any night.

2007-07-01 23:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by Infamous Twit 6 · 2 0

Absinthe makes the world a bit quieter....

Johnny Walker Black is a good Scotch, if you're buying....

2007-07-02 00:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by Satan's Own™ 5 · 3 0

Scotch helps just about anything, my friend.

2007-07-02 10:05:48 · answer #7 · answered by Nightlight 6 · 1 0

Heh - I avoid alcohol when on here (actually I avoid it most of the time) - the mere baffling nature of people's behavior would lead me to a hangover on monday.

2007-07-01 23:55:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Not in comprehending, not really.
But it certainly helps in putting up with the endless stupidity of *cough* certain people *cough*

2007-07-02 07:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 1 0

*drinks double Johnnie Walker Red, on the rocks*

2007-07-01 23:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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