I feel like a Jehovahs witness! Everyone slams the door on me.
Yet, just like a JW, I will keep knocking till you answer naked...
(Oh come on, its just a joke.....)
2007-07-01 16:42:58 · 20 answers · asked by DEPRESSED™ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thricey is using you! She just wants to give out cookies....
2007-07-01 16:45:18 · update #1
Monte J: Who isnt? :-)
2007-07-01 16:49:44 · update #2
If I admitted it everyone would know then it wouldn't be a secret clandestine crush.. DUH!!!!!
As for answering the door naked..
That was you at the door last Saturday at 8:00am? Why didn't you say so? Did you like my new breasts? (Yes they are mine I bought them.. LOL
Next time you come to the door at 8:00am wear a sign so I know it's you.. Then I won't just flash you and close the door I will invite you in for a closer look..
2007-07-01 17:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
I love this line "I feel like a Jehovahs witness! Everyone slams the door on me. Yet, just like a JW, I will keep knocking till you answer naked... "
2007-07-01 16:48:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
I just met you. My heart belongs to Jack B. He's a strong young hunk, but, alas, he has a girlfriend already, and I'm too old for him.
Life is hard sometimes.
Maybe when I get to know you better, I'll develop a crush on you. I'll come around in my batmobile and take you for a ride. We'll fly around the town like a bat out of heaven. (I am a Christian, so you know I'm not interested in the place which shall not be named.)
Take heart.
2007-07-01 23:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dry your eye little guy.. No sniffles mister. I would love to have a crush on you. but I fear that it would go unrequited. I would forever long for you in the silent hours before dawn, and as the sun approached it's eastern horizon, preparing to shine light upon the world, it would glisten upon the sad tear dripping from my cheek at the thought that for another night, I had to survive without your love, without your hand in mine and your body heat not warming my pillow. "silent sobs"
Plus I am a straight female and you have it posted that you are a gay male, "a bird may love a fish, but where would they live".
2007-07-01 16:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by Misa Lynne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shawn Michaels. I stay in Canada ppl around listed right here are actually not probably affectionate while it is composed of Shawn. So I in no way expressed that i replaced into keen on Shawn Michaels. i've got continuously stumbled on his artwork spectacular, he's purely approximately fantastic contained in the hoop. He can almost do all of it; pass against men two times his length, make morons who have not have been given any agency wrestling look stable, the intense flying strikes and his use of the mic is previous thought. He does it each thing from making you snigger, to creating you cry while he's being intense. no one i recognize that likes wrestling is keen on Shawn Michaels and through motives as my very own wellbeing i've got in no way made the confession that I cherished Shawn Michaels; through fact i'm on the prospect of my brothers killing me. i'm not asserting Shawn replaced into ever my everyday yet i'm keen on his. BQ1: Natalya with the aid of far. purely through fact I do happen to be a Shawn Michaels fan does not propose i've got lost website of all the failings the Hart family individuals has contributed to expert wrestling. i'm nonetheless keen on the finished Hart family individuals they're my everyday wrestling family individuals. Natalya is a diva that does have alot of skills; and could be caught in basic terms dealing along with her cousin and boyfriend. Natalya would desire to be pushed; greater advantageous than Rosa Mendez, Gail or Beth. Phoenix has been pushed until eventually now and replaced into the main dominate diva on uncooked i don't doubt her abilities will shop her down as quickly as she returns from injury she would be in a position to pass after Lay-Cool she does not choose the frenzy she is the only actual decision on SmackDown. Gail Kim has been a catastrophe on account that her return to WWE it fairly is like she has purely made blunders and obvious botches. Rosa has not been spectacular on account that her debut i'm slightly taken aback on account that I unquestionably have seen Melina Roucka's previous artwork. BQ2: Unforgiven 2006 Trish Stratus vs. Lita (Trish's very final journey). BQ3: i'm 20, I have been given a advertising right now and that i broke my telephone so it sucks that i won't be in a position to touch everybody to tell them.
2016-09-28 21:27:54 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok i'm a jehovah's witness so yeah thanks.I do.I love you sweetie, your so special to me!!!Jehovah loves you to!LOL!
2007-07-01 16:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're gay.
I had a gay friend ask me to be his f*ckbuddy once... now I exercize caution.
However, I guess I *might* make an exception for you. I always respect gay people; one of my best friends is gay; so I know that they can be great.
2007-07-02 01:49:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think Atheist Eye Candy digs you.
2007-07-01 16:45:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
God loves you.
But, I can assure you I don't even have the tiniest bit of a crush on you.
2007-07-01 16:48:00 · answer #9 · answered by Me 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well, the truth is, I'm kind of shy about things like that.... *blushes*.
2007-07-01 16:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋