All we have to do is band together and stop the manufacture of condoms, skimpy clothing, cosmetics, alcohol, and... lots of other things!
This is where I need help: What else should we abolish? Help me to defeat that gosh-darn fool!
2007-07-01 16:39:41 · 34 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Geez, how to say this?
memememe; I think it's far more likely that *you* suck, dear.
2007-07-01 16:58:21 · update #1
*Sucks you all* I think mememe has been watching "Footloose" this evening. You can't blame her for her anger - oh, those dancing fools!
I say we abolish the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence (oh, wait, we've been doing that throughout the current presidency), OK, the unicyclists, the pole dancers, all morality and the Irish. (Aaahhhh... that was a joke. A joke, see? Hee hee). We should definitely abolish cotton-polyester blends and this "Nanny 911" garbage. Unbaptized babies deserve nothing less than a good stoning. Just read your Bible! God will help you with the rest.
HINT: I hear penguins have to go, sweets. Little buggers are Satan's elves.
2007-07-01 17:16:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Skimpy Clothing? Cosmetics? Do you want to get rid of women or the men that make millions off the stuff that makes women "satanic?" To get rid of Satan you need to dig down much farther, how about bigotry, worship of false idols (money, beauty, celebrity), prejudice, ignorance, indifference to the suffering of others, war, and hate, just to name a few. No sin comes from the way a woman is dressed. If men are truly holy she should be able to walk nude amongst them and nothing would happen. They would be right to tell her to get dressed, but we know that is not what will happen. She will either be rapped or stoned to death depending on what country she is in.
2007-07-01 16:53:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
We also need to get rid of porn sites and magazines, tanning salons and tanning booths, nail polish, birth control and, conditioner, drugs, smoking, any words in the english language derived from greek or latin, perfume, wow, and you're right, it does go on and on. But even if we get rid of all this, Satan will still exist, we'll just have a higher likleyhood of getting into Heaven.
2007-07-01 16:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Atleast that's a start: The only thing that can defeat the devil is the flame of the pentacost. Jesus came here to show all man how to defeat evil on their own, but unfortunately that message has become corrupted over the centuries as far as main-steam religion is considered.
As someone who has studied comparative-religionl, perhaps you should look into teachings of mystery schools such as the oracle of delphi. The reality is we should give up our dependence on:
- red meat
- alchohol
- pornography
- sex in general
- sugar
- caffeine
- soy
- Mother Terasa has been documened as going months without food.
2007-07-01 16:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Monday through Friday.
2007-07-01 16:48:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Politicians!Religious fractions,Greed, Lack of Natural affection,
2007-07-01 16:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by bugsie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I need all four of those.
Condoms -So me and my bf of 4 years, don't get pregnant.
Skimpy clothing - for beach wear
Cosmetics - to look nice
And a little Alcohol to unwind
2007-07-01 16:46:44 · answer #7 · answered by lilith 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
if u ban condoms ur just gonna help all the stupid people reproduce more. great, all we need is more idiots running around...............
and why get rid of skimpy clothes, hot chicks look great in them :)
sorry humans need alcohol and drugs to get by. so getting rid of those would just bring WWIII even faster.
cosmetics make ugly people more attractive,which is a good thing. cuz i hate looking at ugly peeps all day.
you really have no idea on how to defeat "lucifer" what are you, 10 years old?
read your bible son, there you will find the answer you are looking for.
bless you my son.
2007-07-01 16:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by Rev. Justin G 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
In truth, all we need to get rid of is religion. That's the cause of it all. The Hebraic religions invented this satan thing, so if we get rid of them we'll be home and hosed.
2007-07-01 16:48:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
seek his face, learn to live a life of prayer....may sound boring but there are lost of heavenly rewards. To defeat him you must desire G-ds righteousness, and as for him to create in you new spirit. So you are stronger than the flesh witch is weak and walk by the spirit if your spirit is willing. This way you can let G-d know you did not need a messiah to save you from sin. But you are a servant of righteousness and Jesus deserves to be your king, not a sacrificed lamb............ for all things are possible with God and one is to be perfect.
2007-07-01 16:56:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋