...Ever since I first tossed my cookies?
Give in to your desires! I know you're frightened because what's under this blue fur is so pretty it might give you a heart attack but I am here, defibrillators on hand, just in case.
Come now. Heh. Perhaps that wasn't the best choice of words... Submission is your only way to true salvation. Submit to your hearts, minions! You know you wanna hug and kiss and pet and love me until time eternal.
2007-07-01 15:49:53 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Send me a plate of oatmeal cookies, and I'll crush you all you want.
2007-07-01 15:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by S K 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I purely met you. My coronary heart belongs to Jack B. he's a sturdy youthful hunk, yet, lamentably, he has a girl buddy already, and that i'm too old for him. existence isn't basic at times. possibly as quickly as I get to recognize you greater suitable, i will improve a weigh down on you. i will come around in my batmobile and take you for a experience. we are going to fly around city like a bat out of heaven. (i'm a Christian, so which you recognize i'm not involved contained in the situation which shall not be named.) Take coronary heart.
2016-09-28 21:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you caught me. But look over there, it's a cookie that just happens to be lying under a box propped up by a stick. I sure hope no one takes it. It would be a shame if someone pulled on the rope holding the whole thing up.
<----(Unrolls a stripe of duct tape.)
H is for horny. That's good enough for me.
2007-07-02 15:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, can you say 10......Take a deep breath and count to ten.
Yes, your cute and cuddly, and I love Cookies, Too. But, you are just full of stuffing under the Beautiful Blue.
2007-07-09 10:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by bubbleheadyeoman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I can hardly keep my shirt on just reading this.
Unless you're a guy, in which case, I was just using you to get to big bird and some cookies.
2007-07-01 15:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have some very cuddly quality's , I have to think about it as I nearly fell for jack until I found out how he did not need my love and was well and truly capable of loving himself,then there was bran muffin he was yummy and warm but to needy,I also took to sick puppy for a while out of sympathy . can you guaranty that you will stay cute and cuddly and hug and kiss me always?
2007-07-01 16:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by Lightworker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not on you, just on your cookies!! ;)
(but then again, for enough cookies, I'll do anything. Want that fur rubbed, you hot little monster?)
2007-07-02 04:15:31 · answer #7 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, all right, if I must... that gravelly, inhuman voice and single-minded pursuit of all things sweet is difficult to resist, admittedly... and anyone who doesn't mind crumbs in the bed is a valuable rarity these days. Damn you, if I wasn't already emotionally involved... I would BDSM&M you.:P
2007-07-01 18:04:08 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Me!!! I admit it! You are my only way to appreciate cookies, since I am not allowed to eat sugar. You give me a vicarious thrill, darling; don't ever change!
2007-07-01 19:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by auntb93 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would love you but my herat lies with another woman... KHARM!
But I do love those random things you post on my page...
Want a cookie to feel better... I'm sorry to hurt your feelings, but I've known her for so long.
2007-07-04 12:13:24 · answer #10 · answered by Freq, Grandparent of Y!A 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋