Mine just did.. and it's quite disconcerting.
If yes, how do you respond? If no, I may be up for conversion to your belief.. please expound. Thank you.
2007-07-01 15:29:52 · 23 answers · asked by Kallan 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Patrick.. do you see the power that the Cookie Goddess has over us all???
He IS a pretty boy, isn't he? ;)
2007-07-01 15:34:12 · update #1
lol Bobby, I blame it all on Me, Thrice Baked.... she has taken control of us all.
2007-07-01 15:36:47 · update #2
lol hey jeff, I like you.. you're as weird as the rest of us.. you must try Cookie Goddess worship ;)
2007-07-01 15:37:39 · update #3
lmao Boar's!!!
2007-07-01 15:50:21 · update #4
Oh, Kallan, I could have sworn I answered this earlier. Seems my Q & A slaves have been slow on the uptake.
Disconcerting? Perhaps, but only in that you feel such shame for wanting me so much you nearly choke on your own tongue when I post. My minions are no longer gender-specific when it comes to me. They find me irresistible. Come, sweetness. You know I've always been straight but for my beautiful mate - it can happen to anyone. Face your fears head on, lover! Gimme an "L"! Gimme an "I"! Gimme a "V"! Gimme an "E"! L-I-V-E, live!
Otherwise, ya got nothin' to talk about in the locker room.
(Anyone who recognizes the movie part of my answer refers to may join my church free of charge for the first two months).
2007-07-01 17:39:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am quite sure that my deity knows which way I prefer to swing, but damn, sometimes good lookin is just plain old good lookin, and tempting is tempting. I do think that Goddess gets mad at me sometimes for showering all of my affection on God during sex, but it is difficult for me to yell out oh Goddess, oh Goddess, while having sex with a guy, I think it would bring up a few questions????? Might ruin the mood a bit, it is kinda like saying, sorry honey, yes, I know your a guy, no it isn't "THAT" small. lol
2007-07-01 23:50:09 · answer #2 · answered by Misa Lynne 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but they occasionally stimulate me (all puns intended) to question myself on the subject. I have slid up and down the Kinsey scale all my life, which I suppose means I'm some sort of bisexual. But a polytheist can always find a god or goddess who appreciates him or her, no matter where they happen to be.
It helps if you know some priests and priestesses that are good at invoking the appropriate deities for the occasion.
2007-07-02 02:59:12 · answer #3 · answered by auntb93 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, never. My orientation is naturally occurring and causes harm to no one.
"Let My worship be in the heart that rejoices, for behold: all acts of love and pleasure are My rituals." -- from the Charge of the Goddess
2007-07-01 22:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by prairiecrow 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No I already played for both teams, so its not like the Cookie Goddess can make me question my sexual orientation. She knows I think she's good looking. ;)
2007-07-01 22:36:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Just ask your deities why they are questioning you. It may be for self relization on your part. I doubt because you might be doing something wrong. Like any god, they have you best interest in mind. Just continue praying.
2007-07-01 22:36:50 · answer #6 · answered by Fantasy Kitty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hallo!
Well, my deity (myself that means) is often question not of my sexuality, but issues relating to it, like: why has it become a social behavior issue, so much tabboo is associated with it, ...
2007-07-02 03:11:41 · answer #7 · answered by SuSaiQi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They question how far I'll go....
Actually, the Cookie Goddess is pushing me to be kinkier than I normally am.....and that's saying something!
2007-07-01 22:35:04 · answer #8 · answered by Jack B 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
LOL . . . dammit, your lil' adventures keep hitting me where I *live,* Kallan!
You realize I'm a straight guy oathed to a Norse fertility deity whose identifying characteristic is his enormous tallywhacker, and whose priests are described in one scurrilous passage as *crossdressers?*
Yeah, it gets a little spiritually *cough* androgynous *cough* around here sometimes. But that's ALL I'm saying! :-)
2007-07-01 22:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by Boar's Heart 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, your question are getter weirder and weirder tonight :)
Well as you know, i'm an Atheist and a Seeker of some sort, i'm looking for a God/Religion, But i'm really wishing it would find me :) lol
2007-07-01 22:35:18 · answer #10 · answered by Bobby 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋