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What should Patrick the Carpathian do spiritually speaking?

In order to gain access to his ultimate reality (spiritually speaking)...would he have to resist temptation in order to prove his eternal alliance to a Celtic Goddess.

2007-07-01 15:15:17 · 10 answers · asked by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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The only way to gain access is to receive the eternal blessing of the Cookie Goddess.. she reigns supreme.. you must do whatever she requires to have her toss her cookies at you.


It is a true champion's quest.

2007-07-01 15:18:29 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 4 0

Oh, dear. I think you spelled "Cookie" wrong. Patrick, you mustn't feel so frightened of your true feelings lest your spiritual path become some dreaded, buggy, freezing, deep, dark pit. I know you are really trying not to admit to yourself (and the rest of us) that you don't have a devastating crush on me and my beautiful blueness but it will never work. You must face your emotions and work through them. When you're done, I need another paw rub.

2007-07-01 22:21:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I've heard those Celtic goddesses like their men to strap themselves naked to large wheels of cheese and roll themselves down a steep hill.

2007-07-01 22:19:13 · answer #3 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 2 0

Depends on the temptation. There are certain ones that shouldn't be resisted.

2007-07-01 22:30:11 · answer #4 · answered by Janet L 6 · 0 0

Patrick must seek the answer within himself.

2007-07-01 22:47:39 · answer #5 · answered by Big Bill 7 · 1 0

Patrick, it's time to embrace your inner polygamist. :-)

We promise not to watch. Really. We'll all just be over there. In the corner.

Giggling.

2007-07-02 01:29:04 · answer #6 · answered by Boar's Heart 5 · 2 0

Hey Man! How did you break out of a level-5 containment grid, without help from me?

2007-07-01 22:17:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Hey wern't you in a movie a while back ! I say Go for it in the name of love ,love will always triumph. love and courage

2007-07-01 22:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by Lightworker 3 · 1 0

Just don't be a dillhole and you'll be fine.

2007-07-01 22:17:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

If you love someone, set them free.............so Jack can move in...........

2007-07-01 22:38:55 · answer #10 · answered by Jack B 4 · 2 0

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