You know the socks you put in the dryer yet never see again?
What about pens? Does God steal pens too?
2007-07-01 15:08:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My tally so far: 11,946 socks and roughly 4,500 pens. God OWES me! He owes me big time!
2007-07-01 15:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Why do people always blame God for what goes wrong in their lives? I think people should be ashamed of blaming Him for all the misery and lost socks in the world.
Especially when everybody knows that it's the dryer gremlins who steal socks! They live in the wall behind the dryer, and they line their pen nests with stolen socks. That's where they hide to eat the last cookie. . .you know, the one that the kids and spouse all swear *they* didn't eat.
Mystery solved.
2007-07-01 15:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you consider the disappearance of socks and pens a great unknown mystery, I'm sure God knows where they go. I don't really think he needs them.
2007-07-01 15:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by neptune 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
God taught me to match up my socks before I wash them, and then do a count before them in the dryer.
2007-07-01 15:12:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
no, you know they are at the New York Sock Exchange
2007-07-01 15:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by Midge 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. You are not organized. God steals nothing. God is in miracle making business beyond our imagination.
2007-07-01 15:12:00 · answer #6 · answered by The Daughter of the King, BaC 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
they all go to "sock heaven" (bows head)
my machine demands a sacrifice every week...lol
2007-07-01 15:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Damn that bastard! And enough with keeping me from winning Powerball too!
2007-07-01 15:21:36 · answer #8 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
and keys! and remotes! yeah, god steals a bunch of my goodies!!!
2007-07-01 15:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by ↓ѕіѕтεяматуןdа↓ 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No one know the answers to all life 'mysery'. Also, Do not disrepect God because he is holy and powerful. Please HAVE RESPECT, because can really bring positive changes in your life.
2007-07-01 15:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by dimitri 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋