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Cookie Goddess, what say you?

2007-07-01 15:04:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

No, no, no! I want the Cookie Goddess to command me to be with Kallan! Cookie Goddess, where are you!

2007-07-01 15:10:26 · update #1

To Facade: Yes, I made one little error in my passion to get this question out. I normally don't.

2007-07-01 15:18:34 · update #2

14 answers

Jack, I have it under control. I can refuse the cookies. Because Kallan is the Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake!

2007-07-01 15:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 3 0

As well as being the Cookie Goddess and Purveyor Of All Things Good I am nothing but a damn whore. I would bed you all in a minute. You'll forget your own name afterward, I promise you that.

Kallan can't marry you there, buddy. She's already in love with a carpathian. Sorry. Onward and upward, as they say. (I happen to know that Kallan is afraid of her intense love for me because it makes her question her sexuality, so shhh. Let her think we really believe it's Patrick she has the crush on). ;-)

*Tosses cookies all over Jack*

2007-07-01 22:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 10 0

Someone needs the job.
Obviously who ever has been in charge of my situation needs to be sacked.
What's the Cookie Goddess's phone no.
Time for a new boss i think.

2007-07-01 22:09:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Works for me. Cookie Goddess, could you strut your stuff for all of us lonely souls here?

2007-07-01 22:15:31 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 4 0

From observing who is pairing up with whom, I would say she might do a better job. No one seems to be listening to any higher advice.

2007-07-01 22:20:02 · answer #5 · answered by neptune 3 · 0 0

cookie goddess?

2007-07-01 22:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I am sensing inner turmoil here...
I like the cute guy jack...hmmm

oh oh,,,she's tossing her cookies

2007-07-01 22:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 4 0

careful Jack, cookies and alcohol don't mix..lol.. Have a great night!!

2007-07-01 22:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Be careful what you wish for Jacky..once she tosses her cookies at you, it's all over

2007-07-01 22:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by Kallan 7 · 7 0

Yes, I have complete faith in Thrice Baked's matchmaking skills. She chooses wisely indeed.

2007-07-01 22:10:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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