Farmers are smarter than lawyers?

Question

This is not a hard laughing joke.

A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Colorado.

He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Colorado. We settle small disagreements like this with the Colorado Three-Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Colorado Three-Kick Rule?"

The Farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn!"

The old farmer smiled and said, "No, I give up. You can have the duck!"

Answer 1

LOL
thats the way to do it hahahhahahahaha

Answer 2

Running to a lawyer for help is the last thing I would usually do. Unfortunately for you, based on your description of the circumstance I would recomend it. If your sister-in-law is savvy about law, and your mother-in-law divides the estate in her will, leaving it to both parties to decide what to do, it seems like your only best option. If you could try and reason with her and get her to divide the estate before your mother's death and sign an agreement on how you plan to do so you might have some peace of mind when the unfortunate time comes. Even still, I'd recomend a lawyer if you took this route. Best of luck.

Answer 3

A bus full of Illinois State legislators ran off the road in a storm in the farm country outside of Springfield, hit the ditch. rolled and started to burn.

The farmer whose land this happened on, put the fire out by using a bulldozer he was clearing stumps with to flatten and bury the bus. Then he called the Sheriff.

"Well Amos," the Sherriff asked, "Are you sure they were all dead?"

"Some of them said they weren't," the farmer admitted. "But you know how them politicians lie."

Answer 4

I don't think that the Farmer necessarily out-smarted the lawyer. That would have been the case if the farmer was able to claim that duck, but he didn't. The farmer was only showing dominance of his field and then cowardice when it was his turn to be kicked. I think that it is ridiculous that the farmer didn't just let the lawyer have his duck. He worked for it and should be able to claim the duck. Perhaps I didn't understand your point but I believe your statement to be false.

Answer 5

Not only has it been proven that farmers are smarter, it's a very well known fact that lawyers are just plain greedier.

Answer 6

Can we do that to all lawyers once a day?


here's a star

Answer 7

What do you call 1,000 laywers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
Shakespeare had a good idea.

Answer 8

Farmers stick their hands up cows bums.. That cann't be that smart.

Answer 9

LOL,Thats funny

Answer 10

Ha ha, lawyers suck.

People who are bitches about their property suck too though.