Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The
trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away So, it takes them
ten days to get there.
When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer.
"Ok Roy give me the bottle opener"
"I didn't bring it" says Roy
"I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried,
He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Andy didn't bring it.
So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle
opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as
he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after
they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the
sandwiches, he finally agrees.
* So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace.**
20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are
starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still
isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it
any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about
to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts,
**"I KNEW IT...U LIARS......I'M NOT F*CKING GOING!"*
2007-07-01 14:29:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omfg i laughed so hard great great joke im telling my friends hehe really funny wow i never knew i could laugh so hard nice did u make it??
2007-07-01 15:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice twist. Did you hear about the snail that was run over by the turtle? When asked for a description, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened so fast".
2007-07-01 14:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah lol that was hilarious ahhhahah 5 stars...10/10!!!!! if u dont mind imma be usin this hehehe thanx for the laff!!!
2007-07-01 14:46:00 · answer #3 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I get it! That's really funny. I knew it was goin to be some trick he was playing on them! Thanks for the smile!
2016-05-20 23:13:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL never trust anyone
2007-07-01 14:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA
gotta love that Roy...
2007-07-01 14:34:21 · answer #6 · answered by Mimi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont F ckin go. good one tanks
2007-07-01 14:31:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
here's a star
2007-07-01 14:41:56 · answer #8 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋