it was a school day the 7th graders were studying drugs and how they cause side-effects of what they do such as hallucination.
and the teacher was explaining what hallucination is "hallucintion is one of those moments where you see something thats not even there but you do think it really is there. you can sometimes think you feel something that not there either!"
so a student asked "then how do we know if your there?"
2007-07-01 13:41:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cats joke is hillarious true true, but whats not funny about mine? i mean it's a joke about hallucinations for god sake! now i'm not trying to convince you to right hahahha thats funny but come on! i think all of you guys need help from the greates joker in the world....jesus!
2007-07-01 14:06:12 · update #1
by laughing flutterby!
2007-07-01 14:08:16 · update #2
no i don't like it.
2007-07-01 13:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indeed the best joke in the world.........lol, here's one for you hope you enjoy it.
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Custody of the Child
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child caused a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
2007-07-01 20:53:34 · answer #2 · answered by Naaz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny; heres my favorite:
A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I'm the head of the family, so call me the President.
Your Mother is the administrator of the money, so call her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
The Nanny, we'll consider the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes any sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severly soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his Mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny's room. Finding her door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his Father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concepts of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep s h i t."
2007-07-01 20:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
I agree with flutterby.
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2007-07-01 21:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by W♥ Knit Twit ♥P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And how do I tell if this is really a joke.
2007-07-01 20:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by flutterby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, not funny. Sorry.
2007-07-01 20:49:14 · answer #6 · answered by Dawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny sorry.
catts is great though, will tell that one later!
2007-07-01 21:32:47 · answer #7 · answered by Chocolate Bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude your joke sucks but catts joke is hilarious!!!!!!! LOL
2007-07-01 20:54:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm i dont get it but hahhaha?
2007-07-01 20:51:50 · answer #9 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmm
2007-07-01 21:37:02 · answer #10 · answered by Lil Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I get it....sorry
2007-07-01 21:18:11 · answer #11 · answered by girly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋